American Idle
Here's an idea for a new reality TV series-We'll call it "American Idle". Pick out twelve of the laziest people in America, put them in a house together, and let decide how to keep it clean, cook, etc.
Also, they will be on unemployment during this time. They must meet the eligibility requirements-such as filling out a required number of job applications, and must take any job offered them. When they do, they are eliminated from the competition. The last one left without a job is the winner & declared the "Most Idle American", and recieves $500,000 over ten years ($50,000 a year) so they don't have to get a job for a decade.
Do you think America will go for this?
written by: Warren Eakin (tongue firmly in cheek)